10 posts tagged “dog”
It'll hurt her feelings.
She's in heat. Last time I bought her diapers this time we're going
with boys underwear. It looks funny as hell but its working so far. The hole in
front for boys works perfect in back for tails. My son doesn't wear these kind anymore. He's all grown up, you know. Tonight she's sporting the ever so popular Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle undies. I feel sorry for her. She looks uncomfortable and seems very needy.
Yes, that is my daughter's dog in the dryer. We just wanted to see if she'd stay in there when we put her there and she did. She's looking at me as if to say "What the heck lady?" We put Kirby in next but he jumped right out and of course Louie wouldn't fit.
We got Diva a little witches costume and I'll have to get my daughter to help me dress her up and get some pictures later. It is uber cute!
Kirby was a stray that followed us home from a bike ride. The kids and I asked if we could keep him and my husband told us no. So we went inside the house and tried to ignore his sweet little face. Next thing we knew this dude has dug his way into our backyard. How on earth could the husband say no to that?
Well, he did. We placed posters on all the stop signs and street lights in our neighborhood but no one called. After about a week I couldn't stand how dirty he was and how much stank hair he had so I cut it all off and bathed him. Man oh man did he not like that. He growled at me the entire time I was cutting his hair but once he got in the bath, he became a big wimp. That is until I tried to dry him off... then he went nuts on me.
Kirby was named Kirby because my husband and I swore the next dog we got would be named Kirby after the vacuum because dogs are just like vacuums right? Well, not this Kirby, he is a picky little butt and won't eat most things until he's sure it tastes good. He liked to hide his treats and wait to eat them until later. Unfortunately for him the other dogs don't want to wait, so he's forced to eat it now.
My husband called me and the kids and I drove out. We made signs and put them up at his store and around town. She stayed with us for the next two weeks without anyone calling to claim her. She instantly fell in love with my daughter and followed her everywhere.
After two weeks we got her licenced to us and bought her a collar to match the other dogs. We also bought her a groovy little shirt, but she never wears it. Now that my daughter has gone back to school she is so lonely. She has resorted to hanging out with me, her least favorite person. I pretend to not like her but deep down I wish she liked me more. She's a sweet puppy.
He is the first big dog I've ever had and he's a huge baby. He has yet to realize that he is big. Since he lives with two little dogs, he seems to think he is little too. This is not so much of a problem until he wants to sit on your lap or lay across your entire body. I think he gets jealous of the other dogs, since they can be lap dogs and he can't.
Lou is a great dog to take on car rides too. He basically sits in one spot and just looks out the window. Although the amount of hair he leaves behind does create a problem. But still I'd sweep and mop twice a day every day just to keep him.
I ♥ Louie.
*Dog not included.
Apparently Lou doesn't like Dora. I can't say that I blame him.
